Mr. Bottle

Beer Can Chi

help them. The rescued were taken to a local hospital where a riot almost broke out. The

1 Cup Hickory or Smoke Chips
1 12-Ounce Can of Beer, Divided
1/4 Cup Dry Bar
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3,555 barrels of ale in it and twenty-nine metal hoops wrapped around it. Then on October 16, one of the hoops, on one of the vats
down after the staff told them what really happened. Relatives of some of the people who
Thy beer doth come, I will be drunk, at home as in the tavern.
beque Rub
1 3-1/2 to 4 Pound Chicken
4 Extra Cases Beer

In a 2-cup bowl, pour half the beer over the wood chips. Pour another beer in your mouth. Set aside to soak for 1 to 4 hours, adding water if necessary to cover the chips. Hint: 1 to 4 hours is plenty of time fo
Our lager who art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink.
luckier people dashed to higher ground in their attics or on rooftops. Back at the brewery one employee
on by the crowd in their rush to get free beer. People who waded knee-deep in beer
r more drinking.

Using a bottle opener, make three more openings in the top of the beer can. Add 1 tablespoon spice rub to the beer remaining in the can. The beer can should be half-full of liqui
LA..... I'll have another beer...
exhibited to the crowd for a fee. In one house too many people
managed to save his brother from going under. In all nine people were killed; some were trampled
spread other Londoners came to get their share. Meanwhile, people who were trapped
d. You should be half-full of beer. Lightly oil the exterior of the can with salad oil. Gently rub some beer onto your exposed belly. Refreshing!

Remove fat from chicken, then wash inside and out, patting dry with paper towels. Have another beer. Sprinkle one teaspoon dry rub inside th
FAR.... a long way to get beer...
TEA.... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...
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e crop (neck) cavity, and two teaspoons inside the main body cavity. Rub the outside of the
That will bring us back to... (looks into an empty glass) D'OH!
chicken with remaining dry rub. Dry rub makes us thirsty, and the cure is more beer. Drink up!

Set up gas or charcoal grill for indirect grilling. As you should be quite lit yourself by now, be very careful when lighting the grill. For charcoal grills, mound briquettes into two piles on opposite sides o
in all directions, breaking open other bats. The pressure of thousands of barrels of ale smashed through a twenty-five foot
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area where whole families lived in single rooms, cellars or attics. A small sea of beer crashed into nearby houses, flooded
f grill. Light. Preheat only one side of gas grill, at a temperature of 350 degrees. Hot work makes for dry mouth. Beer anyone?

Stand the beer can on an aluminum pie plate, piece of aluminum foil, or special be
high brick wall and escaped outside into St. Giles; a crowded slum
er can chicken roasting pan. Carefully ease the chicken onto the can, and spread drumsticks away from the body to support the bird in a tripod position. With the help of a friend, stand yourself in a tripod position by leaning against a deck railing or lawn chair. Have friend pour beer down your throat using a beer bong.

Drain wood chips, drain another beer, then place the wood chips directly on charcoal, or in a smoker box for gas grills. Smoking goes great with beer, light one up yourself. Again, be careful not to set yourself on fire. Add chicken, locating the bird between the two piles of charcoal on charcoal grills, or on the side away from heat on gas grills. Phew! Time for a beer!

Cover the grill and barbeque chicken
patients smelled the beer and thought they were being left out of a hospital party. They calmed
several weeks to pump out the ale and several months for the smell to leave
several weeks to pump out the ale and several months for the smell to leave
over indirect heat for about 1 1/2 hours, or until the breast meat reaches 165 degrees. Cover your eyes and drink a beer or five blindfolded. Remove your hand from your eyes, then remove chicken carefully, as there may be hot liquid remaining in the can. Celebrate by downing the rest of the beer.

Makes 4 servings and one hell of a hangover.

drowned had their corpses displayed in their homes and