Mr. Bottle


5 oz Bud Light Lager

buried a barmaid for three hours. In one home the beer busted in and drowned a mother and her three year old son. The
in all directions, breaking open other bats. The pressure of thousands of barrels of ale smashed through a twenty-five foot
FAR.... a long way to get beer...
1 handful Ice
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Light Rum
3 oz Strawberry Daiquiri Mix
3 oz Margarita Mix

Pour into a blender in this order: ice - beer
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For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager, forever and ever. Barmen.
- tequila - rum - daquiri mix - margarita mix. Blend until frothy, then pour. Imbibe until blotto.

high brick wall and escaped outside into St. Giles; a crowded slum