Mr. Bottle
Goodies

Beer-licious Chocolate Chip Cookies

makes 16 cookies

1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 cup butter
6 oz chocolate chip morsels
1 egg
2 cups flour
6 bottles of honey lager
1/4 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup peanut butter
1/2 cup pecans
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla

Combine 1/4 cup of beer, peanut butter, butter and brown sugar in a large bowl; finish the beer; beat until light and fluffy-at least two minutes. Add egg and vanilla; have another beer; mix thoroughly. Combine flour, soda and salt; mix well. Have another beer. Stir into peanut butter mixture. Have another beer. Stir in chocolate morsels and pecans. Using a 1/4 cup measure for each cookie, drop onto ungreased cookie sheet; flatten slightly. Have another beer. Bake at 350F 8 to 10 minutes or until you finish your beer. Remove to rack. Have another beer and chill. You've done good work here today.

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