Mr. Bottle
Goodies
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager, forever and ever. Barmen.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager, forever and ever. Barmen.
area where whole families lived in single rooms, cellars or attics. A small sea of beer crashed into nearby houses, flooded
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Hai-Brew

Beer Kissed

Single malt beverage.
Kissed by lager beer, it nods,
All agreeably.


Busy Brews

Tiger-eye buttons.
Drunks dancing figure-eights,
All together now!


Beer Jewelry

On my shirt a broach,
Made from linked pull tab rings,
Don't you know me now?


Ode to Beer

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Beer beer beer beer beer!


Too Much Head

Oh creamy white foam
Bubbling up thru dark amber
My stein overflows


The Morn' Aft

Skull throbbing headache
Kneeling, forehead pressed against
White gleaming toilet

LA..... I'll have another beer...


Poirot's Nectar

Oh Belgian goodness
You are so sweet and tasty
I love your floaties

in all directions, breaking open other bats. The pressure of thousands of barrels of ale smashed through a twenty-five foot
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In central London stood the Meux and Company Brewery.  It housed several twenty foot high vats. Each vat had