Mr. Bottle
DIM AR(101) SCREEN 12 FOR A = 1 TO 10 FOR B = 1 TO 10 PSET (A, B), 10
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager, forever and ever. Barmen.
Thy beer doth come, I will be drunk, at home as in the tavern.


Beer Kissed

Single malt beverage.
Kissed by lager beer, it nods,
All agreeably.

Busy Brews

Tiger-eye buttons.
Drunks dancing figure-eights,
All together now!

Beer Jewelry

On my shirt a broach,
Made from linked pull tab rings,
Don't you know me now?

Ode to Beer

Beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer!

Too Much Head

Oh creamy white foam
Bubbling up thru dark amber
My stein overflows

The Morn' Aft

Skull throbbing headache
Kneeling, forehead pressed against
White gleaming toilet

PRINT "Those two numbers added equal "; o%; "!"

Poirot's Nectar

Oh Belgian goodness
You are so sweet and tasty
I love your floaties

That will bring us back to... (looks into an empty glass) D'OH!