Mr. Bottle
Goodies
Thy beer doth come, I will be drunk, at home as in the tavern.
ME.... the guy... who drinks the beer,

Hai-Brew

Beer Kissed

Single malt beverage.
Kissed by lager beer, it nods,
All agreeably.


Busy Brews

Tiger-eye buttons.
Drunks dancing figure-eights,
All together now!


Beer Jewelry

On my shirt a broach,
Made from linked pull tab rings,
Don't you know me now?


Ode to Beer

Beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer!


Too Much Head

Oh creamy white foam
Bubbling up thru dark amber
My stein overflows


The Morn' Aft

Skull throbbing headache
Kneeling, forehead pressed against
White gleaming toilet

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Poirot's Nectar

Oh Belgian goodness
You are so sweet and tasty
I love your floaties

down after the staff told them what really happened. Relatives of some of the people who
drowned had their corpses displayed in their homes and
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That will bring us back to... (looks into an empty glass) D'OH!