Mr. Bottle
luckier people dashed to higher ground in their attics or on rooftops. Back at the brewery one employee


Beer Kissed

Single malt beverage.
Kissed by lager beer, it nods,
All agreeably.

Busy Brews

Tiger-eye buttons.
Drunks dancing figure-eights,
All together now!

Beer Jewelry

On my shirt a broach,
Made from linked pull tab rings,
Don't you know me now?

Ode to Beer

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Beer beer beer beer beer!

Too Much Head

Oh creamy white foam
Bubbling up thru dark amber
My stein overflows

The Morn' Aft

Skull throbbing headache
Kneeling, forehead pressed against
White gleaming toilet

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Poirot's Nectar

Oh Belgian goodness
You are so sweet and tasty
I love your floaties

area where whole families lived in single rooms, cellars or attics. A small sea of beer crashed into nearby houses, flooded
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buried a barmaid for three hours. In one home the beer busted in and drowned a mother and her three year old son. The