Welcome to I Love Beer!


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as we forgive those who spill against us.
This is my web page mostly dedicated to beermaking. I have been making beer for seven years and I'm still learning. I have three vats and I produce and sell pure and natural beer (unheated and unfiltered, unlike grocery store beer.) Click here for more about Marc's Beer.

FAQ
Q: What happened to this site?
A: No idea. Help me out here.

Q: Who the hell are you and what did you do with the beer?
A: No idea. Here's a clue.

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patients smelled the beer and thought they were being left out of a hospital party. They calmed
help them. The rescued were taken to a local hospital where a riot almost broke out. The

 

 

 

 

They dance,
they sing,
they make life sweet!
Couldn't we all learn something from the inebriated?

site aesthetic by uncle marc
patients smelled the beer and thought they were being left out of a hospital party. They calmed
3,555 barrels of ale in it and twenty-nine metal hoops wrapped around it. Then on October 16, one of the hoops, on one of the vats
beneath rubble cried out for help. When the drinkers came to their senses they set out
And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangover.
If you were born before %date-21*365-5 check rendezvous info here.

Underaged personnel and those prone to chunder should
know that I have been duly authorized by the FDA
to protect the kegs from intrusion by unauthorized
ball-cock valves.

I believe that punishing minors with shockingly
tasteless mass market brands is the best deterrent.
I am relentless, and I have absolutely no conscience
when it comes to executing my mission.

Make your decisions accordingly.

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